We the oppressed people of Balkanarama protest our brutal mistreatment at the bloodstained hands of the Balkanarama Passport Ministry. Its arbitrary and despotic abuse of power must be ended by any means necessary!
Learn the suppressed truth – not the Ministry’s lies – about us, what we play, where we’ve played and who else plays music like ours.
We return you to the lies of the Balkanarama Passport Ministry.
Balkanarama Passport Ministry
Vergilij Atanasov, Director
Unfortunately, the Passport Ministry is closed today. Please return to this office no later than 6 a.m. tomorrow. It is not possible to return your passport or exchange currency at this time. Would you prefer to wait at the end of a long line in a freezing drizzle outside our office until it reopens, or:
- Apply for an entry visa online
- Read about our Supreme Central Committee, Great Cultural Recordings or Glorious Propaganda Rallies
- Return to your hotel
- Exit the country immediately